Apparently certain delinquents have decided I must be tortured so now I must complete a series of senseless questions in order to keep peace in the cybersphere...and all of you must be forced to endure the answers.
I do not take responsibility for further psychiatric damage.


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Lynne
2. Westmoon
3. MOM (or your Glorious Majesty)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Westmoon1
2. Westmoon43
3. amit@westmoon.com (there's something to be said for consistency)

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Wrote yaoi
2. Read
3. Peeled the cat off my leg

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My vastly overrated sense of humor.
2. The fact I haven't barbequed and eaten my offspring....yet.
3. My vocabulary

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hair
2. My weight
3. My lack of strength

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. My family
2. My education
3. My relationships

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Taxes
2. Stupid people in high offices.
3. Being asked to filk and forgetting the tune

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A smile
2. Glasses
3. A small torbie cat

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My daughters laptop.
2. Paper. pen, penical & eraser
3. My daughters

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My lucky mechanical pencil
2. every jpg of Philp Quast available
3. Music

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. The Irish Rovers
2. Extreme
3. Tom Lehrer (I know he's not a band, deal with it)

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Be sure of your gifts
2. Be aware of who you are.
3. Keep your juices flowing and love going out

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Bugger Off You Bastards
2. The Queen of Argyle
3. Private Emotion

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get healthier
2. Get a job (not new, but necessary-ish)
3. Day trip

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not keeping up with my belly dancing
2. Not keeping up with Elfquest when I was writing and illustrating
3. This is really depressing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Joy
2. Warmth
3. Respect

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1. My kids
2. My love
3. My patience

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I am not Miss America
2. I am a very wierd person
3. I loved the 70's (Oh God, I have to wash my mouth out)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Good strong chest
2. Sweet smile
3. Voice that makes you think of honey in summertime and chocolate in winter

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Sense of humor
2. Appreciation of art and fluffy things
3. Comfortable around my insane friends and children

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Stay on a self imposed deadline
2. Cook so my kids will eat it.
3. Not deliberately irritate my children

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Dancing
2. East Coast
3. My favorite grey scarf from Egypt

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Hugs! (you an never get enough hugs)
2. Money to fix my computer
3. A ticket to London to see Philip Quast perform live.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. If I wasn't me, who would be?
2. No one would be around to irritate my kids then.
3. Someone has to stalk West End stars vicariously

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Writing
3. Reading

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Listen to my tunes
2. Eat (Have to go to the grocery store first)
3. Chat online with real people without idiots interfering

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Madame in a brothel
2. Author
3. Voice actor

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. London
2. Australia
3. Canada! (I have to drive)

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Tsuzuki from Descendents of DArkness
2. Robin Williams
3. My daughters cat...(trust me, this applies)

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Guillaume
2. Fenrid
3. Tannim

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Agnes
2. Hortense
3. Agatha

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel and meet all my friends from Deviant in person!
2. Find a nice guy
3. Take my kids back to Gettysburg so they can see the ghosts